Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.

I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to me.

If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars, which is a lot when you're dealing with pennies.

It's just cool to be involved in something that's that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.

I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always watched it and been into it.

I do a lot of laughing at my own self in life, so I think I come at things with a pretty easygoing view.

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper.

If I was any more on edge, I'd be Bono.

As long as I get to be doing what I love, which is making comedy and that kind of thing, I feel lucky that I get to.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

...nearly everything seems a letdown after a writer has finished writing something.

We would not be enjoying those cellphones and those tablets at the price where they are had it not been for globalization, both in terms of trade and in terms of constant technological innovation.

One may gain attention by wearing a fools cap. But he would ruin his selling prospects

Well, just remember--all your misery will be waiting for you at the door upon your exit, should you care to pick it up again when you leave.

Within the Gospel of Jesus Christ there is room and place for every truth thus far learned by man or yet to be made known.

I always think I don't have any songs, I don't have anything I'm working on, and I get in the studio and realize there are 20 things I'm thinking about. It's just kind of second nature.

Grief is the price Love pays for being in the same world with Death.

Tall peaks are not always better than long plateaus as true greatness must include protracted excellence.

I design differently because I am Patrick Kelly, and Patrick Kelly is black

That which most concerns and worries you - your survival - is the only certainty you have.