Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.

One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

A lot of people say, 'Well, I like a challenge. 'I don't like challenges. Life is tough enough without any challenges.

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

single universe, many planets, many continents, and many countries, my country Nigeria will never be like others.

You two are bound to one another. You always have been … and you can't run away from what you are. No matter where you go, your feelings for her are going to follow you.

For wisdom: read your Bible repeatedly and apply its truths often.

The true Christian does not need to be reminded that he has a crucified Master. He often thinks of Him.

In its amplest meaning History includes every trace and vestige of everything that man has done or thought since first he appeared on the earth.

You can't go to the store and buy a good ear and rhythm.

When I forgive other people, I let them go, I free them from my ignorance. And as soon as I do, I feel lighter, brighter and better.

Americans shocked me by their behavior and their narrow-mindedness.

Every individual has the power to change his or her material or financial status by first changing the nature of his or her beliefs.

The true business of every company is to make and keep customers.