Obviously a drawing of a person is not a real person, but a drawing of a line is a real line.

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form.

New materials are one of the great afflictions of contemporary art. Some artists confuse new materials with new ideas.

Don’t worry about cool, make your own uncool.

You belong in the most secret part of you. Don’t worry about cool, make your own uncool. Make your own, your own world. If you fear, make it work for you—draw and paint your fear and anxiety.

When artists make art, they shouldn't question whether it is permissible to do one thing or another.

You shouldn't be a prisoner of your own ideas.

Artists are mystics rather than rationalists. They leap to conclusions that logic cannot reach.

Artists teach critics what to think. Critics repeat what the artists teach them.

Most ideas that are successful are ludicrously simple

Your work isn't a high stakes, nail-biting professional challenge. It's a form of play. Lighten up and have fun with it.

As a writer of philosophy, it's good to ask oneself, 'Will I still believe this a week from now, or months, or even years?

There is nothing more sickening than talking about poverty over a fancy dinner.

Inspirational people weren't meant to be enablers. They were meant to empower!

Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.

I always loved being with older people. Now they're so difficult to find.

What Martin Shkreli will end up if he does wind up going to prison. I think that's I think what shocks a lot of people, that this is perfectly legal.

If anyone asks how old I am, tell them it's none of their business!

I'm just trying to change my life because I'm not above killing any drug dealer for money.

what a horrible loutish planet this is. the dominant species consists of sadistic morons, faces bearing the hideous lineaments of spiritual famine swollen with stupid hate. hopeless rubbish.