Obviously the raven with the unquenchable itch was at it again, playing tricks on the world and its creatures. Once by air, he thought, and now by water.

It seems to me that our lives are consumed by countless wasting years, but only a few shining moments. I missed mine. Yes is what I should have said. Of course I should have said yes.

Without a doubt, it [Canada] is the land God gave to Cain.

It was like trying to bail out an ocean of water with a teaspoon.

Progress is a set of assumptions.

When I was in college I was accused of being a goody two-shoes. But every goody two-shoes has a bad side.

Childhood is the small town everyone came from.

I often say that Arizonans should decide what's best for Arizona.

I'm supposed to be this musical genius and everything, but I can't really work the car seat that well.

Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.

Knowing is knowing that knowing is not knowing.

I've always looked upon politics as a very boring thing. Politics never interested me as much as the people involved in it.

If you say hard things you must expect to hear them in return.