Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

Who is to decide which is the grimmer sight: withered hearts, or empty skulls?

I am intrigued by the beauty of love.I was moved by the love of beauty.

My mother's a pretty warm, open person.

If you don't have a good model for success, just look at what everybody else is doing and do the opposite.

People look at the statue of liberty and they see a proud symbol. Donald Trump looks at the statue of liberty and sees a four.

When I committed to playing a little tennis in some exhibitions, it was the best thing for me. It got me in shape. It got me out of the house. It got me doing something I love to do.

To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.

Experience trumps brilliance.

I've come to realize that the thing in life that's important, the reason we're all here, is to love and do well for each other.

Doing the little things can make a big difference.