Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

It's a rare book that wins the battle against drooping eyelids.

Love is the universal language that transcends countries, borders, barriers, and differences.

It would be either a very skilled or very unwise man to steal from an assassin.” - Taliesin

Nothing is ever finished and done with in this world. You may think a seed was finished and done with when it falls like a dead thing into the earth

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I took my daily swim at the Beverly Hills Hotel pool despite the presence of onlookers

It's easy to clean up when you got money.

You tend to feel very hurt when people attack you and feel indifferent when you get praise. You think, 'Of course they like it. They should like it.'

The stronger always succeeds.

We have a long tradition in this state of caring for our neighbors - it is truly an Iowa value.