Of all bad men religious bad men are the worst.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.

Or he was simply pretending—like many drinkers, he liked to think each new day drew a line under the day before.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us but for ours to amuse them.

When one reaches absolute power, one loses total contact with reality.

Let go the past, let go the future, and let go the present (front, back, middle). Crossing to the farther shore of existence, with mind released everywhere, do not further undergo birth and decay.

We need to start listening to each other and getting out of our own little labeled bubbles.

Your divine mate already exists. When you get to the place in yourself that is peaceful divine love, your true mate will be revealed.

May you live as long as you are fit to live, but no longer, or, may you rather die before you cease to be fit to live than after!

I don't know that I've ever felt as happy as I did that day, but then again, it was always like that when we were together. I never wanted it to end.

Children rarely want to know who their parents were before they were parents, and when age finally stirs their curiosity, there is no parent left to tell them.