Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.

After our ages-long journey from savagery to civility, let's hope we haven't bought a round-trip ticket.

Strangers are what friends are made of.

We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.

Discipline without freedom is tyranny; freedom without discipline is chaos.

The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.

The human body was designed to walk, run or stop; it wasn't built for coasting.

We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.

The prime of life is that fleeting time between green and over-ripe.

God predetermined our destiny.

This was the trouble with families. Like invidious doctors, they knew just where it hurt.

I'm not perfect, but I believe my faith in Jesus Christ will really take me far in the world!

Remember this! No amount of Bacchic reveling can corrupt an honest woman.

Never deny passion, for that is to deny Who You Are, and Who You Truly Want To Be.

Society is, and must be, based upon appearances, and not upon the deepest appearances, and not realities.

That's all I cared about too, was getting it right.

Whatever I want to be, I'll discuss with the president-elect [Donald Trump], because that's the best way to do it, not to create more rumors.

Are we all ready? (Deimos) (Letting out a blood-chilling war cry, he and the rest of the Dolophoni ran through the caverns.) I hate their dramatics…and their decibel level. (M'Adoc)

Beekeeping is farming for intellectuals.