Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create.

Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and ever in love with you.

Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.

At the end of the day, I just want to sit with someone I love and chat about what matters and even what doesn’t.

Every word you’ve ever said, is written somewhere in my mind.

Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.

True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle.

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future.

I’d tell you what happened, but I can’t remember all of it. And I don't wanna put words in my dreams thoughts.

Even if most days can’t be half as good as today, it’s days like this that make it all worth it.

I got all my work done to graduate in two months and then they were like, I'm sorry, you have to take driver's ed. I just kind of went, Oh, forget it.

No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.

I wish I could take back every interview. Over and over again, I read them later, and either I'm misquoted or I said something stupid. I'm just not very good at it.

Most contemporary fiction sucks. It's intellectually dishonest, often morally dishonest. It's cheap and easy. It pretends to be deep but is really quite shallow.

We do seem to bicker and bicker. Sometimes I feel we're like an old married couple, who think occasionally of murdering each other - but never of divorce.

Of course, I'm no dummy.

Truth will never be tedious unto him that travelleth in the secrets of nature; there is nothing but falsehood that glutteth us.

Worry is the enemy of love. You cannot be in love and be worried at the same time.

Back in the time when life was easy, the Internet would have told me what I needed to know. The great thing about the Internet was it didn't care why you were asking.

Don’t question in the dark what God showed you in the light.