Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

Do not to look at what you are seeing, do not look at the visible work

If you give people a chance, they shine.

My speaking is meant to shake you awake, not to tell you how to dream better.

Oh, for a pin that would puncture pretension!

Such schemes take money from people who can least afford to spend it to support an unneeded bureaucracy that eats money people thought they were providing for education.

Influencers are dreamers. They are leaders with a vision.

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

When you give the government an inch, they take a mile.

I think film likes me better than the theatre does for some reason.

Truth must be the foundation stone, the cement to solidify the entire social edifice.