Of course I love winning things; I can't tell you how much I enjoy it.

Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem.

I have derived enormous confidence from being a husband and father.

If you are lucky, you have your moment. But it is never more than a moment. You have to enjoy it while it lasts.

Leave three Englishmen in a room and they will invent a rule that prevents a fourth joining them.

Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.

To me, all success is a delightful surprise, since one can absolutely never predict it.

What is a week-end? Maggie Smith in Downton Abbey.

Success means your thoughts are worthy of everyones consideration.

Most of us don't want to be outsiders.

If there's one thing I don't look for in a maid, it's discretion. Except with my own secrets, of course.

I drive around the streetsan inch away from weeping, ashamed of my sentimentality andpossible love.

No one made sense of the love they shared. They didn't get the hang of it either. But together, the clocks of winter stopped.. And autumn's fallen leaves turned, swiftly, scarlet.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

Little more can reasonably be aimed at with respect to the people at large than to have them properly armed.

The only thing ever achieved in life without effort is failure.

A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.

What was difficult was the travel, which, on arrival, is forgotten.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

You never agree with any one candidate 100 percent. I don't agree with myself 100 percent. You don't even agree with me 100 percent.

Don't think that because you haven't heard from me for a while that I went to sleep. I am still here, like a spirit roaming the night. Thirsty, hungry, seldom stopping to rest.