Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

If you don't feel as close to God today as you did yesterday, who moved?

Nothing great was ever achieved without a personal sacrifice. You have to pay the price to realize your goals.

Learning to fail is a virtue. Failing to learn is a sin.

The study of maps and the perusal of travel books aroused in me a secret fascination that was at times almost irresistible.

Stop looking at what everyone else has! You have to figure out who you are before you can be anyone!

Everybody's talking trash these days, so why not keep quiet?

Family. A snug kind of word.

To run any system, you've got to grow your personnel and your players have to have a certain skill set.

A man must have a battle to fight, a great mission to his life that involves and yet transcends even home and family.

The sinews of war are not gold, but good soldiers; for gold alone will not procure good soldiers, but good soldiers will always procure gold.