Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

If you are a finger, your honesty is the hand to make your existence worth living.

However, this is too harmonious, grand, and overwhelming a universe to believe it all on accident.

You wanted to drown in a woman. Here's your chance. Drown in her blood"~Violence(Maddox)

If you bear the cross unwillingly you make it a burden and load yourself more heavily but you must bear it.

So long as Donald Trump is powerful and popular, Fox News is going to achieve an advertising bonanza unheard of in the era of modern cable, because people will pay them to talk to the president.

Ants are the dominant insects of the world, and they've had a great impact on habitats almost all over the land surface of the world for more than 50-million years.

I believe that man is in the last resort so free a being that his right to be what he believes himself to be cannot be contested.

I loved and still love watching words flower into sentences and sentences blossom into stories.

This rascal ego must be obliterated.

Two people can work on a problem better than one