Of course, having information to use is one thing. Knowing what it means and how to use it is a different story.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard...

There are as many different kinds of books as there are writers - as many different responses as there are readers.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

This is a hell of a way to die.

The only gain from the friendship of the great is a fine dinner.

Behavior is a symptom. If you look at it like a problem, you're just going to make a judgment. If you look at like a symptom, you can do something about it.

Does feminist mean large unpleasant person who'll shout at you or someone who believes women are human beings. To me it's the latter, so I sign up

I always enjoy listening to Rush Limbaugh. I often agree with him. Sometimes I disagree with him.

I've always had a soft spot for comic books.

In America, evangelical churches have often been bastions of conservatism, providing support for the status quo.