Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice.

A sword can only pierce the body, but love can pierce the soul.

The aim of the scholarly editor is not to produce the the easiest text for the reader, but to get as near as he can to the text of the author.

The hearts of the great can be changed.

After the idea, there is plenty of time to learn the technology

Life is what we do when we're on the way to live it.

Philanthropic and religious bodies do not commonly make their executive officers out of saints.

Praise they that will times past, I joy to see My selfe now live: this age best pleaseth mee.

What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?' .

You can't sit at the table of success for too long or you'll feel bored and dead.