Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.

We cannot achieve or goal when we are afraid, not confident, passive and indecisive

Don't fear failure, fear inaction.

...for she too is spending time in her life only in order to be alive.

More and more, he heard his spine playing stick games through his skin, singing old dusty words, the words of all his years.

Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel?

The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls.

Miracles do happen. You must believe this. No matter what else you believe about life, you must believe in miracles.

As grateful as we are for all the work the community health centers do, it is also important that we recognize that they cannot solve the health care crisis facing our Nation by themselves.

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.

The idea of engineering is an idea of mastery. And today the role that we are being asked to play is a role based on informed humanity.