Of course one kiss changes things. If it's done right, a kiss changes everything.

Why must this be so mortifying? Oh, that's right. Because its my life.

He rubbed his hands up and down, warming her. “Then that’s all you need to know. I have you. If there are beasties in the dark, they have to get through me.

And she was well-enough acquainted with loneliness to understand that the worst part wasn't having nobody caring for you - it was having nobody to care for.

Izzy felt as though she’d wandered into the third act of a play. She had no idea what was going on, but it was unbearably dramatic.

No man deserves a woman like that. He mortgages his very soul to win her and spends his life paying off the debt.

Then she sighed. Just the faintest, softest release of breath. The sound swept through his chest like a hurricane, with the force to topple trees.

I learned that forgiveness isn't an instant thing

Facts are stubborn things but statistics are more pliable.

Beware of those who attribute petty instructions to God.

I don't think there is a single social issue I haven't spoken on.

Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.

10 years ago, I would've host Saturday Night Live. But to me, the show has declined. For some reason, humor isn't what it was. It just, to me, it's not as funny as it was, not as sharply satirical.

The most important thing for old guys is never start going down the stairs sideways.

I'm completely against [feminism]. I have no desire to give up my privileges.

Scientific truth is always paradox, if judged by everyday experience, which catches only the delusive appearance of things.

A doctor’s door should never be closed, a priest's door should always be open.