Of course the Devil is laughing at folks for believing it [Big Bang, etc.]. But hey, it works, it sends 'em to Hell, so he'll use it.

Is the NAFTA a stepping stone toward the New World Order? Absolutely!

If evolution is true, you could not know that it’s true because your brain is nothing but chemicals. Think about that.

No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today?

Hovind said he was entering a not guilty plea 'under duress'.

[Evolution Theory] is the motivating factor for guys like Hitler and Stalin and George Bush, by the way, who is a Satan worshipper, like we don't know that.

The Colorado River did not form the Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon was formed as the flood went down.

What difference does it make?

American capitalism has helped finance the communist take over of the world. Somebody is going to answer to God for this.

Maybe the purpose of the space program [NASA] is to prepare the world for Big Brother - the New World Order.

They banned DDT, not because it was necessarily bad, but because it was a great way to help the population control.

S.T.O.P. = Start To Open Possibilities

Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.

I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.

I want my girls to be strong and self-sufficient.

Sweetness and release can only taste the way they do after one deserves them.

If you have a secret, keep it to yourself.

You never know how much can you do in your life.

Activity that perishes, that is not productive of the eternal, of the lasting, is of very little use.

I am comfortable with my level of public discourse.

It was very natural for me to want to disappear into the theatre, I am really very shy.