Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Why do you think the neighbors put up the fence?

A surefire method of setting up regular communication with your kids is to get a job in an office which discourages personal phone calls. Your kids will then call you every hour on the hour.

to balance my own checkbook each month, I simply record whatever is necessary in the following manner: '37 cents to cover embezzlement by somebody at the bank.

No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else's horoscope will be more fun than yours.

Take it from me: no matter how few or how many children you have, or how little or how much money you make, your expenses are going to exceed your income by approximately a hundred dollars a month.

I want to try making things right because picking up the pieces is way better than leaving them the way they are.

You are either born a writer or you are not.

The opinions of others should not deter you from being yourself..

So many older people, they just sit around all day long and they don't get any exercise. Their muscles atrophy, and they lose their strength, their energy and vitality by inactivity.

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary.

Faith is not a once-done act, but a continuous gaze of the heart at the Triune God.

I never found it frustrating not speaking.

If you know that someone is going to hear what you're doing, you're always going to be self-conscious about it. In a way that's good; it spurs you on.

If we continue as we have for the past 20 years in California, in the year 2020, everybody in the State will either be in prison or running one.

Finding is losing something else. I think about, perhaps even mourn, what I lost to find this