Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out?

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

We must not be defined by what we do, but we must be what and who we are, then only happen to do what we do!

A straight line is not the shortest distance between two points.

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars.

Whenever I lose my mind in God's word, I find my heart.

And then, standing there in my Godzilla t-shirt, her blonde hair combed to the side, she says, “Supergirls stand together.” I had to say the rest, “Supergirls stay together.

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

Never ran away for the sake of scars.

I grew up listening to Nirvana, and then went through some bad 90s pop stuff - a lot of Australian one-hit wonders.

I was supposed to be in the NBA. I was supposed to travel the world and make the world a better place.

There is only one belief that can rob death of its sting and the grave of its victory. For without that you cannot be born again.