Of course, we are to pray for spiritual awakening, and in various ways we can do something toward it. But we must remember that neither Paul nor Apollos gives the increase.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring.

Love is the poetry of our feelings. But there are some horrible poems.

I thought a thread of notable quotes relating to coffee may be interesting.

I'm a fast healer. I was on the air a week after I got shot.

nobody alive or dead deserves to be called a poetess.

Somewhere in the land, a monster lurked.

The Auteurs have become Luke Haines. I ate their bodies, spat out the pips, and sucked up their souls.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

I'll probably be punished for hard living.