Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Never blame anyone in life. The good people give you happiness. The worst people give you a lesson. The best people give you memories.

I knew today was gonna be bad, but I never got close to this

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No trade will be made unless they want the thing more than they want their money.

Judge me not for who I am but what I do.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanations.

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if we can control the environment in which rapid cognition takes place, then we can control rapid cognition

Art is fundamental, unique to each of us...Even in difficult economic times - especially in difficult economic times, the arts are essential.

Adopt a new philosophy of cooperation (win-win) in which everybody wins.