Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Reading brings power to the mind and power brings freedom to the mind. Though you ought to read, read what is noble and worthy of not just your time, but your lifetime!

Life is about execution rather than purpose.

No god will spare you forgiveness for loving me.

Doing designs on a loom takes a lot of talent and experience, and, trust me, I won't be able to do that.

I would fall in love with you if you would beat these people out of me.

Poets alone are sure of immortality; they are the truest diviners of nature.

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change.

One day" came. Because finally I understood.

Don't think about what you've left behind.

Love is simply the name for the desire and pursuit of the whole.