Often what we take for a kindness is just someone acting in their capacity as a human being.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

When you walk a life of honesty, you live a life of truth.

Philosophy is an infertile hybrid. Life is a prolific hermaphrodite.

Professional Southerners sicken me.

It's not the imbalances of life that will get you down-it's doing meaningless things that aren't taking you where you want to go.

The Zen Master was constantly attempting to break up concepts that people had about what it was like to be a spiritual teacher. We have a traditional image. Each Zen master was a complete character.

The moment the angel enters a life it enters an environment. We are ecological from day one.

God is not the Creator, He is creativity. Creativity is His being. He has always been creating.

A lot of us spend our lives assuming we are going to get around to those things we want to do.

I hate being forced to do things. I hate people telling me what to do, so I'll do the complete opposite. It's a bit self-destructive sometimes.

Tool - something with a use on one end and a grasp on the other end.