Oh God, friend breakups are the worst. The worst! And I've been through it. Basically, if you're over the age of 5, you've been through friend breakups.

My mother has been moved out of intensive care and into a private room where she is being kept comfortable. Thank you for your continued support.

I want to thank everyone for the overwhelming love and support for my mother. She is resting comfortably and is with our family. We ask that you continue to keep her in your thoughts and prayers.

My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon.

The best advice my mom has ever given me is to never give up. She believes when one door shuts, another door opens. Always, always move forward.

I know my mother would be overwhelmed by the continued outpouring of kindness and I want to thank everyone for keeping us in their prayers.

How about having a properly equipped crash cart?

I think anyone who has a job in the entertainment industry that is ongoing and then decides they get bored and doesn't want to do it anymore is foolish!

My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh.

I love seeing what people wear out to dinner in different cities. I know how differently I dress in New York than I do in Los Angeles.

Parenting a pre-teen is quite something.

Just know what you're talking about and if you don't, look it up. Education.

I have learned two important lessons from my association with the Marine Corps: always be on time and always be ready to do what is required when you get there.

What good is religion if it collapses under calamity?

When you are expending much energy on someone else's demise, it's like you weaken your psychic immune system.

When you see natural disasters caught on film you realize how well they had been imagined by Hollywood for such a long time. It's all good fun. You never know who's gonna survive and who doesn't.

Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.

I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing

God is with you always. Simply turn your face to Him.

Frivolity, under whatever form it appears, deprives attention of its power, thought of its originality, and sentiment of its depth.

Why do we have such a finite capacity for pleasure but an infinite one for pain?