Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

Because hope comes from in you, and wishes are just magic.

Pray for God's mercy in the moment of misfortune.

I love reading I know it’s very important and I respect anyone that is patient enough to do it.

Chaos lifted on wings and flew.

I looked evil in the eye and smiled at it with such power that I felt a little dizzy.Jade Gentry (Polishing Jade)

I created Batman about 10 years before Ian Fleming created James Bond.

You get whatever accomplishment you are willing to declare.

Oh, yes. She’s still here,” Maxon said, not letting his eyes wander from Gavril’s face. “And I plan on keeping her here for quite a while.

Our brains deal exclusively with special-case experiences.

God sees us as we are, loves us as we are, and accepts us as we are. But by His grace, He does not leave us as we are.