Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Camelot is a silly place.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Always look on the bright side of life.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians.

If you want the answer—ask the question.

Your reputation is what others think of you

You can’t take anything in life WAY too seriously...Even the serious stuff!

Death and taxes and childbirth. There's never any convenient time for any of them.

Democracy can only spring from practising it early, and democratic action was not to expected from young people brought up under a close authoritarian system.

It's in their modest home. You go into their kitchen and serve yourself. It's all homemade. It's authentic Italian.

The greatest tragedy to befall a person is to have sight but lack vision.

How can we understand forgiveness if we haven't recognized the depth of our sin?

We are very excited about welcoming a new member of the family, a daughter!