Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

During Christmas, open your heart with love to appreciate the beauty of life and all the presents that you have received from the earth.

In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge.

I find it is increasingly difficult to spend the time I need with my family and at the same time do the job that needs to be done.

I'm not ugly, but I'm far from pretty.

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate.

I've always been happy just to be working. It doesn't really matter for me how many people are familiar with my name or my picture, or whatever.

All artists are illusionists of one kind or another.

So Pakistan is a country that I'm very fond of and have spent a lot of time, but it is a country where conspiracy theories have a life of their own.

I'm always writing, the past 10 years. A lot has changed, in that it's something I do every day.

I have said that the soul is not more than the body, And I have said that the body is not more than the soul, And nothing, not God, is greater to one than one's-self is.