Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

The real lessons is the reality of living life.

The price of greatness is responsibilty.

Sometimes I wake up with such an immense sense of disappointment that I can hardly breathe.

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song.

Listen, if you choose to believe nothing else that transpires here, believe this: your body does not have a soul; your soul has a body, and souls never, ever die.

I think referendums are fantastic as long as the question is phrased in a way which is not meant to deliberately confuse or confound people.

This is writing. You cut out chunks of your own memories, rework them, bleed into them, breathe into the raw clay, and hope the creature lives.

Oh yes, we're going to brawl, baby. Over you. Again.

Be creative. Use your voice, your community.