Oh, a grenade. But where is the bamboo bazooka?

A kiss unlike any other kiss. There was no denying that.

Whatever you guys call it. Man up. Get your panties out of a wad. Put on your big boy shorts. Grow a set.

You’re going to let her wander into someone else’s arms? There’s another man who could protect her better than you? Well, if that’s true—

Friendly fire was never friendly, and it was coming. Operation Stand-and-Watch was over. Did that mean Operation Bust-His-Balls was on deck?

I thought you were more like GI Joe, but now that I know about the cape, you sound more like Superman." Mia Kensington to Colby Winters

In great hearts the cruelty of life gives birth to good.

Being snubbed is not always a bad thing at awards shows because you end up getting a lot of people coming up to you and telling you how great you are.

Basically there are no stars anymore. The audience is the star.

I can't comment on a person who won't comment on me in a positive light.

I was trained from the beginning to work, to save. I have always regarded it a as a religious duty to get all I could honorably and to give all I could.

Everybody's got cable.

One of the greatest of all principles is that men can do what they think they can do.

The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.

Every man believes he has a greater possibility.

Boughs are daily rifled By the gusty thieves, And the book of Nature Getteth short of leaves.