Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

The people you stay around with can either make or mar you

The fame of an actor is won in minutes and seconds, not in years.

If we're damaged it will take 20 years to fix ourselves. It only takes one year to cause 20 years of damage.

I find my breath gets short, but it seldom gets longer as a man gets older. I take it as it comes, and make the most of it. That's the best way, ain't it?

His [John Paul II] humanity, combined with his extraordinary spiritual authority, was unlike anything I've ever met.

For a few political turncoats there is real excuse. One can hardly blame those whom one ministry have seen fit to throw overboard for having the strength to swim to the other side.

I am of Virginia and all my professional life I have studied of Lee and Jackson

Never shall I forget those moments that murdered my God and my soul and turned my dreams to ashes.

God may allow us at times to hit rock bottom, to show us He's the rock-at the bottom.

Without U.S. troops, Afghanistan, like Iraq, could descend into chaos.