Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Water is not frightened of the ocean. Light is not frightened of the Sun.

Just don't waste time trying to change what you can't.

Imagination has a great deal to do with winning.

I think in black communities today we need to encourage a lot more cross racial organizing.

Art evokes emotion. It doesn't have to be a thing of beauty.

As Seth's apprentice, I've learned wisdom of which you've never dreamed.

many writers believe in arrival without leaving home. They believe in talent but not skill.

Stupidity is a fact of life, but unmentionable. The new Prudery.

Look at this tangle of thorns.

The proverb is something musty.