Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

God is calling us home to each other.

Sacred space in whichTo distil, like amber, The best of your love.

My music will go on forever. Maybe it's a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts. My music will go on forever.

Eating good food is my favourite thing in the whole world. Nothing is more blissful.

Parkour belongs to the ones who live it, not the ones who want to live thanks to it.

The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.

To me, this is not an information age. It's an age of networked intelligence, it's an age of vast promise.

It is equally easy, initially, for either a man or a woman to attain enlightenment, what we would call liberation or self-realization.

The times of Arab nationalism and unity are gone forever.

As you may know my use of Celtic music is extremely simple and short. However there is something about it that will remain in your mind for a long, long time.