Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders wrote to tell me that I've got a face like a rucksack full of dented bells.

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

Now I'm kind of established as a director, I much prefer directing to writing.

I'm really much better at asking questions than answering them, since asking questions is like a constant deflection of oneself.

I was a huge fantasy geek growing up. I was the dungeon master in my D&D game.

I keep my enemies close/ I give 'em enough rope/ They put themselves in the air/ I just kick away the chair.

Dance is the most intimate art, the most unbrainy art, because it is done wholly with the body, which is so limited in its ability to speak anything but the truth.

Everything contains its antithesis.

It was better not to get too close to another person. The closer you got, the more likely you were to get hurt.

The issue of carbon is one area where we really need to work together and if people don't have the technology they need, that technology needs to be made available and affordable.