Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Even if we mortgage the next 100 years of generations of human beings, we would not have enough energy to build a Death Star.

And if there is sweeter music this side of heaven I haven't heard it.

You may have a plan, but life throws you curve balls. Put God first; his plan is better anyway.

I open to anything... just about anything.

We should learn to love everyone equally, because in essence we are all one, one Atman, one soul.

To the disgrace of men it is seen that there are women both more wise to judge what evil is expected, and more constant to bear it when it happens.

Death laughs when old women frolic.

Wanted, a man who will not lose his individuality in a crowd, a man who has the courage of his convictions, who is not afraid to say "No," though all the world say "Yes.

Artspeak is an arcane writing style that can result in a vocabulary of obscurities... Today, some of the more spectacular examples are in artist's statements.

Cruelty is one fashion statement we can all do without.