Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.

I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up

Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.

Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We hate you, please die.'

When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable.

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

There was about six months when I was absorbing other stuff and not drawing very much. After a long period of not drawing, you have to, like, relearn how to draw. It's not very fun.

I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of sense

I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck

When you do your first book, you're just like, "This is my work." And it's just this whole other world that you throw yourself into.

Memories, made to last forever<3

I cannot think well of a man who sports with any woman's feelings

He would wait hours for her, maybe two or three. It didn’t matter. The cadence of life is slower in North Korea. Nobody owned a watch.

When people are bored, it is primarily with their own selves that they are bored.

A person will gain everyone's approval if he mixes the pleasant with the useful.

At the end of the day, the task I have is just like anyone else, to prove myself through my product or work. I've really found this to be true, the name advantage is a zero sum gain.

It just felt like all the excitement in the world was in the building [at the Democratic convention].

Training and managing your own mind is the most important skill you could ever own, in terms of both happiness and success.

Birth, and copulation, and death; that's all the facts when you come to brass tacks.

poverty is obsolete and hunger is abolished