Oh, is that my report, father?' said Mike, with a sort of sickly interest, much as a dog about to be washed might evince in his

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

Love is perhaps the only emotions that is boundless

You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket - you might have caught a fish.

I'm tired. I'm tired of feeling rejected by the American people. I'm tired of waking up in the middle of the night worrying about the war.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

Fighting for identity is something that is very much in my life.

[Donald] Trump was born on June 14, 1946, less than a year after the first and, thus far, only nuclear weapons were used in war.

We are always talking about being together, and yet whatever we invent destroys the family, and makes us wild, touchless beasts feeding on technicolor prairies and rivers.

I think in life you should work on yourself until the day you die.

You can't realize your dreams unless you have one to begin with.

Good art, no matter how simple or casual-seeming, always carries a high density of choice.