Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Oh its real, its damn real

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

Equality... is when you don't feel the existence of word

When I/Don’t know/What to say, /Let me/Listen.

It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanism of friendship.

In the old days it was called voodoo and they stuck needles in dolls, now it's called acupuncture and they stick the needles straight into the person.

It's wonderful to watch pretty women with character grow beautiful.

Every Muslim leader must unequivocally proclaim that terror committed in the name of Islam violates the core tenets of the Prophet Mohammed, and they must do so repeatedly. Period.

It is in the character of growth that we should learn from both pleasant and unpleasant experiences.

It's in our own lives, every single day, whether we recognize it as funny at the moment or not.

Be not dazzled by beauty, but look for those inward qualities which are lasting.

We're still in a recession. We're not gonna be out of it for a while, but we will get out.