Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old!

I have a lot of questions and I don't have that many answers. So what better place to exercise those thoughts than the lyrics, I guess.

It's not the balanced life we remember, it's the beautiful life.

People will always make comparisons.

Do you always want to be right or do you want to be happy?

Intimates are predestined.

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

I have never refused to talk to any authorities or give them any information I had.