Oh man, the car could just burst into flames right now and this would be the way to go, huh guys?

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

ONE WORDOne word— one stonein a cold river.One more stone—I'll need many stonesif I'm going to get over.

Digging through my roots to understand the way my branches grew.

That night, the sea had invaded the land.

Even the superstars need to be coached once in awhile.

I played piano as a kid; I still play a little bit.

All I worried about was what Owings was doing to me, instead of what I was doing to him. When you start worrying about that stuff, you're going down the wrong path.

I mean if you have ever found a politician who says, 'No, no, I would do everything exactly as I did,' then you can tell when he is lying because his lips are moving.

I didn't go in to make friends or not make friends.

We realize that what we are accomplishing is a drop in the ocean. But if this drop were not in the ocean, it would be missed.

I won't be remembered for my writing. I'll be remembered as Scott's mistress.