Oh, my God. I've just told you how old I am. Nobody knows how old I am. I'm going to have to kill you now.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Peak performance happens when we feel loved and supported from within.

I do not know what to do with the emotions inside me. I do not know how to be this close to someone and still hold on to myself.

Is your voice value delivering the image you wish to convey? Is your voice coming across as smart, friendly, and positive or ignorant, rude, and negative?

The nice thing about really intelligent people is that when you talk with them they make you feel intelligent too.

Children are not only sensitive to silence, but also to a voice which calls them ... Out of that silence.

It's only a drop in the ocean - but the ocean wouldn't be the same without that drop.

Three thousand, it's just a number. It's just a game

I never had to worry about divestment because I never invested.

Democracy is not a fragile flower; still it needs cultivating.

Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!