Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Greatness is not dependent on your background, it is dependent on how much value you were able to add to yourself per time.

Live daringly.

My prose is turgid, it just hasn't got any energy

Example has more followers than reason. We unconsciously imitate what pleases us, and approximate to the characters we most admire.

There is nothing so carking as the pangs of unsatisfied curiosity.

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Love is the Cross, and the Cross is Love.

Every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward

The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.