Oh my god will you shut the front door already!

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought?--Poirot

You are very strong if you're empowered by love and simplicity.

In comedy writing, a sitcom plot is basically the same thing: What's the worst thing that could happen? But you're playing it for comic effect. It's a similar muscle being used with Black Mirror.

Try to remember that being unsuccessful in school doesn't automatically mean you'll be unsuccessful in life. Lots of people who didn't excel in school still went on to have successful lives.

What's amazing about doing movies, compared to television, there's an ending you can see. There's an enthusiasm to it.

When I write my music I see all the rivers flowing... sensual, spiritual, religious, animal, intellectual.

God put enough into the world to make faith in Him a reasonable thing. But He left enough out to make it impossible to live by reason alone.

We mistake politics for legislative debate. You can be passionate without being personal.

Just think of the illimitable abundance and the marvelous loveliness of light, or of the beauty of the sun and moon and stars.