Oh no, Nick" Jaime said in tones of supremely unconvincing shock, "how could you? When my back was turned for one momement. And my food was so delicious.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies.

I don't trust men everybody likes. Being nice isn't the same as being good.

Foul!" yelled Jamie, who seemed extremely happy not to be the one facing a blade. "Distracting technique! Put your shirt back on right now.

Sometimes I feel better around you. I kind of like your face' -Nick

Sometimes I want to be human for you.

Friends don't menace friends with giant terrifying swords, okay?

Want me to flex my magic for you, baby?

Oh, " she said, in a very different way. "Well. Thanks for my part in the compliment. Naturally I'd love to be watched and controlled, but I think I may be washing my hair that day.

I saw you put rice in a toaster once, " said Mae. "I was there when made the tin of beans explode.""It was faulty, " Jamie protested, his eyes shifty. " I am sure of this.

A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

I like singing all songs, really, but I find that writing social commentary comes naturally.

A case of can't do with, can't do without, that's why I married him again.

I hate how many people think "glass half-empty" when their glass is really four-fifths full. I'm grateful when I have one drop in the glass because I know exactly what to do with it.

For all long-term investors, there is only one objective-maximum total real return after taxes.

Death is no fiend, he is the truest of friends. He delivers us from agony.

If God holds me to be a pure instrument for the spread of nonviolence in place of the awful violence now ruling the earth, He will give me the strength and show me the way.

Every generation finds the drug it needs.

I am not a robot. I have a heart and I bleed.

You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress!