Oh, now, now, now, the only now, and above all now, and there is no other now but thou now and now is thy prophet.

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

Share them with only people who can help you with information and support. When you meet negative people, zip your mouth.

Motivating employees to work at their full potential is the main premise of successful management.

Politicians promise you heaven before election and give you hell after

Posts of honor are evermore posts of danger and of care.

I think our culture is sick and tired of fluffy nonsense and people want something more sincere and heartfelt.

I love doing different things where, for a little while, I can focus on standup then sketch writing, then performing, then directing a video. That, to me, is stimulating.

Modern man lives increasingly in the future and neglects the present.

Fight Club is a thrill ride masquerading as philosophy - the kind of ride where some people puke and others can't wait to get on again.

Where some states possess an army, the Prussian Army possesses a state.

The character of the subject must influence the choice of the method of its representation.