Oh, one more thing, ' Thor calls out. 'If I know my prophecy, and I do, you beautiful ladies had best start looking for a boat!

You stumble upon an unhappy Martian sentry on a mission and shoot ineffectually at his powersuit a few times before he pulps you with his laserbeam eyes and hideous poisonous-gas breath. Glory!

Sorry, there’s just not enough mead to go around.

Valid questions are better than invalid assumptions.

Being lonely and loving your own company are two very different things. Don't ever get them mixed up.

Renee: “Trout, get your mind out of the gutter.”Trout: “Can’t help it—it’s attached to my body.

Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin.

Only one-fourth of the sorrow in each man's life is caused by outside uncontrollable elements, the rest is self-imposed by failing to analyze and act with calmness.

I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent!

What an exciting age it is we live in With all this talk about the hope of youth And nothing made of youth.

I like my first lines short and declarative. No complicated sentences. Of course, that's not really a Scott thing. It's pretty classic grab-the-reader technique.

When you change a lead actor, everything's going to change - but you can rest assured he's going to absolutely smash it.

Nothing is an obstacle unless you say it is.