Oh, southern rappers... so hard to write a rhyme when you only know 30 words.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

People will often give you a detailed tour of the underside of the bus that they will throw you under later.

I’ve always looked like this—in between. Is there ever an age when a person looks exactly like themselves?

Revenge is never pretty and often leaves you empty.--Alexandria "Dria" McAndrews

Prayer without heart is a waste to time.

Do not be silent; there is no limit to the power that may be released through you.

The minister of the Gospel is really the yardstick by which the nation measures it’s morals

I feel like men don't hold the door open as much.

My mother. She's 65 now and she has immaculate style. And that's exactly what I want to be.

Pop music can get inside us and enter our memory bubbles. It provides those true Proustian moments, unlocking sensations, unlocking our imaginations. Music inspired me as a filmmaker.

Learn to trust your instincts. Only something dead goes with the tide. Only something living can go against it.