Oh, the lies that I have told myself and others. I knew it yet I didn't know.

Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good!

Don't be a fool for the Devil, darling.

Claudia... you've been a very very naughty little girl.

Oh Lestat, you deserved everything that's ever happened to you. You better not die. You might actually go to hell.

I am the Vampire Lestat. I'm immortal more or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.

Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is, who live in the grip of the superstitions of the past.

One moment the world is as it is. The next, it is something entirely different. Something it has never been before.

-You are on the verge of being truly mad. -No, not at all. Look at me. I can tie my shoelaces. See?

None of us really changes over time. We only become more fully what we are.

Give me a man or woman who has read a thousand books and you give me an interesting companion. Give me a man or woman who has read perhaps three and you give me a very dangerous enemy indeed.

Maybe it was inertia -or worse, fear- that was keeping me in the same place.

If you think of the moon as already used, it’s not as difficult to take in, because then it’s just like you, Traveled the world like you, Seen the globe like you, But, it’s still bright.

O Lord, as I walk through the valley of the shadow of doubt, at least let mewear a Walkman...

The Word of God bares weight on all ages always.

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

I have made sense of my life by developing an ability to analyze Mainstream American Cultural Artifacts.

They wouldn't call it falling in love if you didn't get hurt sometimes, but you just pick yourself up and move on.

When you have a special gift you don’t realize it because you think everyone else has the same gift.

If you keep my secret, this strawberry is yours.

Eastern Connecticut is very different from Western; we're more liverwurst than pâté, more bowling than polo.