Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is a little lost pup with his tail tucked in!

Admitting errors clears the score and proves you wiser than before.

Porcupine, whom one must Handle, glove'd, May be Respected, but is never Loved.

The carpenter is not the best who makes more chips than all the rest.

A Man consumes the Time you make him Wait In thinking of your Faults-so don't be late!

So once in every year we throng Upon a day apart, to praise the Lord with feast and song in thankfulness of heart.

It takes a bee to get the honey out

Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. "How are you" is a greeting, not a question.

He who knows what he is told must know a lot of things that are not so.

Oh the saddest of sights in a world of sin Is the little lost pup with his tail tucked in.

Scheme not to make what's Another's your own; Be not a Dog for the sake of a Bone.

I will not talk of my own happiness, ' said he, 'great as it is, for I think only of yours. Compared with you, who has the right to be happy?

but sometimes deception is needed not to hurt the ones we care for.

Okay, do not call me Aquaman. That's even worse than waterboy.

The good thing about the IMF is there is no European politics involved.

If you meet a woman in a burqa, she can't reply to your smile. It's a denial of identity.

The true purpose of education is to cherish and unfold the seed of immortality already sown within us.

You'd think that radio was around long enough that someone would have coined a word for staring into space.

I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the wonderful part about it, but listen - I like Eric Clapner!

As we have borne the image of the earthy, let us also bear the image of the heavenly

The Rich Man's Banquet, which was to last for a decade, had now begun: the feast, it was recognised, went to the greediest.