Oh, the things that go through my mind that I never say. Oh, the things I say that never go through my mind.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Nature is stronger than education.

The most important lesson is probably to spend less than you earn.

All the elements of good writing depend on the writer's skill in choosing one word instead of another.

Enlightenment is not a state of mind, yet all states of mind are contained within it.

I never had meetings with Russian operatives or Russian intermediaries about the [Donald] Trump campaign.

Seeing, observing, listening, these are the greatest acts

Once doubt begins it spreads rapidly.

Trust your first instinct.

Accept the consequences of your actions in order to become the agent of your mental, physical, spiritual and material success.

and that, in the end, the most interesting people always leave.